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Nov. 28th, 2012 12:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rapchaptt: WHAT GAME?
uu: you know what game.
uu: the one where i say. i'm going to kill all of you some day.
uu: and there's nothing you can do about it?
uu: just some more menacing shit like that.
uu: all just bundled up in the pretense of a lot of useless fucking puzzles.
TT: OH, RIGHT.
TT: THAT GAME.
TT: AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ASK ME TO DRAW YOU MORE WEIRD PORN FOR SOME REASON.
uu: well. the night is still young. so who knows?
uu: but nah. i was just dropping by again to say how i'm gonna kill you. that's all.
uu: and this is just assuming you don't all die before i get the chance to puzzlemurder you. on account of you being a bunch of hideous fuckups.
uu: i mean look at this.
uu: you already blew it.
TT: BLEW WHAT?
uu: on derse.
uu: you upset the order. didn't you.
uu: you went and pissed off the witch?
uu: now they're going to hunt you down dude!
uu: they're probably on their way. to kill you right now.
TT: I'M PRETTY WELL HIDDEN ON DERSE. I DOUBT THEY'LL FIND ME UNTIL I'M READY TO BE FOUND AGAIN.
uu: no. not on derse. on your planet. earth??
uu: you're pretty fucking easy to find there. don't you think?
uu: oh yes. your aggressors are coming for you. i have seen it.
uu: in fact. they are probably already here.
TT: YEAH.
TT: WELL, I WAS EXPECTING AS MUCH.
TT: IT'S KIND OF WHY I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE ROOF JUST NOW.
TT: UNTIL I WAS INTERRUPTED BY THIS WINDOW APPEARING, AND THEN BY YOU.
TT: MAYBE I SHOULD TRY PLUGGING IT IN?
uu: oh my god. who cares?
uu: it's just some more pointless trash for you to obsess over, and distract you from getting any actual relevant shit done.
uu: the amount time you people waste. it is fucking unbelievable to me.
uu: i read about some of the things you and your predecessors have done. far more than i cared to. trust me.
uu: and every time. i'm always just...
uu: *get the fuck on with it already.*
TT: I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE MUCH OF A HISTORIAN.
uu: i'm not.
uu: she sends me so much bullshit about this. you don't even know.
uu: she wants to hear what i have to say. like exchange theories and shit. and i have to just be like *bitch i don't god damn care!!!*
uu: every time.
uu: but it doesn't matter. what's the next thing i invariably find on my terminal?
uu: another god damn wall of text.
uu: all color coded and formatted for me to read. and everything.
uu: just walls and walls. of candy assed tooty fruity fucking shit. loads. of. text.
uu: of people babbling mostly.
uu: we are talking about migraine inducing diarrhetic vertical suicide drops of ugly fucking words.
uu: impenetrably asinine rainbow freefalls of frivolous banter. got it?
uu: so i say. what is this? i told you if you sent me any more fan fiction i would fly to prospit and murder you in your sleep. which i still might do *regardless*. but anyway.
uu: she says these are actual ancient transcripts!
uu: i'm like. well fuck.
uu: how can these people talk so much.
uu: i feel like i'm picking up some bad habits from you windbagging pissfaces.
uu: look at this. i wasn't even gonna go off like this.
uu: this was supposed to be just. an in and out fuck you.
uu: i'm so done here.
uu: anyway. later. you horseporking twit.
TT: WAIT.
TT: JUST ONE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
TT: YOUR SISTER WAS SAYING YOU WERE HAVING SOME DOUBTS ABOUT PLAYING.
TT: IS THAT TRUE?
uu: you know what game.
uu: the one where i say. i'm going to kill all of you some day.
uu: and there's nothing you can do about it?
uu: just some more menacing shit like that.
uu: all just bundled up in the pretense of a lot of useless fucking puzzles.
TT: OH, RIGHT.
TT: THAT GAME.
TT: AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ASK ME TO DRAW YOU MORE WEIRD PORN FOR SOME REASON.
uu: well. the night is still young. so who knows?
uu: but nah. i was just dropping by again to say how i'm gonna kill you. that's all.
uu: and this is just assuming you don't all die before i get the chance to puzzlemurder you. on account of you being a bunch of hideous fuckups.
uu: i mean look at this.
uu: you already blew it.
TT: BLEW WHAT?
uu: on derse.
uu: you upset the order. didn't you.
uu: you went and pissed off the witch?
uu: now they're going to hunt you down dude!
uu: they're probably on their way. to kill you right now.
TT: I'M PRETTY WELL HIDDEN ON DERSE. I DOUBT THEY'LL FIND ME UNTIL I'M READY TO BE FOUND AGAIN.
uu: no. not on derse. on your planet. earth??
uu: you're pretty fucking easy to find there. don't you think?
uu: oh yes. your aggressors are coming for you. i have seen it.
uu: in fact. they are probably already here.
TT: YEAH.
TT: WELL, I WAS EXPECTING AS MUCH.
TT: IT'S KIND OF WHY I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE ROOF JUST NOW.
TT: UNTIL I WAS INTERRUPTED BY THIS WINDOW APPEARING, AND THEN BY YOU.
TT: MAYBE I SHOULD TRY PLUGGING IT IN?
uu: oh my god. who cares?
uu: it's just some more pointless trash for you to obsess over, and distract you from getting any actual relevant shit done.
uu: the amount time you people waste. it is fucking unbelievable to me.
uu: i read about some of the things you and your predecessors have done. far more than i cared to. trust me.
uu: and every time. i'm always just...
uu: *get the fuck on with it already.*
TT: I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE MUCH OF A HISTORIAN.
uu: i'm not.
uu: she sends me so much bullshit about this. you don't even know.
uu: she wants to hear what i have to say. like exchange theories and shit. and i have to just be like *bitch i don't god damn care!!!*
uu: every time.
uu: but it doesn't matter. what's the next thing i invariably find on my terminal?
uu: another god damn wall of text.
uu: all color coded and formatted for me to read. and everything.
uu: just walls and walls. of candy assed tooty fruity fucking shit. loads. of. text.
uu: of people babbling mostly.
uu: we are talking about migraine inducing diarrhetic vertical suicide drops of ugly fucking words.
uu: impenetrably asinine rainbow freefalls of frivolous banter. got it?
uu: so i say. what is this? i told you if you sent me any more fan fiction i would fly to prospit and murder you in your sleep. which i still might do *regardless*. but anyway.
uu: she says these are actual ancient transcripts!
uu: i'm like. well fuck.
uu: how can these people talk so much.
uu: i feel like i'm picking up some bad habits from you windbagging pissfaces.
uu: look at this. i wasn't even gonna go off like this.
uu: this was supposed to be just. an in and out fuck you.
uu: i'm so done here.
uu: anyway. later. you horseporking twit.
TT: WAIT.
TT: JUST ONE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
TT: YOUR SISTER WAS SAYING YOU WERE HAVING SOME DOUBTS ABOUT PLAYING.
TT: IS THAT TRUE?
